GURL U TRIPPIN

WARNING: if you bump this at work, there is a 98% chance you’ll lose urself and get caught head nodding w/ *~~*real feelings*~~*

THIS NEW TUMBLR POSTING BOX IS STR8 SHITTING ON PPL WHO DON’T HAVE OCD BUT LIKE THINGS TO BE A VERY PARTICULAR WAY.

This was gonna be my set at The Mushpit Party. Juss pretend I played this anyway y’all.

A Little Spice is an almost a perfect album (“Let’s Rock” is on some 7/10 shit tho).

It seems alotta chicano’s are passing through the blog looking for #rare soul rolitas to bump in the low-rider. But being a dude from the UK, the full extent of my cholo knowledge is Next Friday and the fact they fux really heavily with Morrissey. So I don’t really know if this is the “Jump Around” of chicano rap but either way I got you my cholita boo’s.

Don’t worry lil’ shook one, your headphones/speakers aren’t faulty. Freestyle music is meant to sound like ass cuz they mixed down the tunes using Fruity Loops 1.0 or summin, I dunno I’m not a producer bro.

If we had the technology to turn this song into a drawing of a sensual scene of a black couple that could potentially be sold as a poster at Shepherds Bush Market, it would definitely be this one:

 

Catch me in your crib giving your gurl a sensual foot-rub music.

I’ve never actually watched this all the way through because like all the greats, I don’t watch my own work.

Behind the scenes bonus commentary:
I turned up kinda faded from work drinks and I forgot all my lines. That’s how Brando did it.

Boiler Room Fuckboy (boi-ler roo m fuhk-boi)
Adjective

A middle class future garage/Boiler Room stan that used to be on that “Heaven Is A Half-Pipe” wave (also prolly clowned on UK Garage for being “for chavs”/”not real music”) back in the day but now runs a “UK Bass” night in Peckham somewhere. 

(no b.dot) 

dont let tumblr fool you, the 90’s and the early 00’s looked nothing like the seapunk aesthetic, they wanna gloss over hair-gel and combat trousers. don’t let the whyte hipster tumblr elite re-write our aesthetic history y’all.

Trigger warning: real feelings

ayo son im taking ur gurl to love town via dick city.