Rockie Evans - Warms The Soul (2012)
Download: Mediafire

IT SEEMS SO OBVIOUS NOW BUT IF SOMEONE THAT COULD SANG GOOD ACTUALLY SANG ON THAT DJ BURN ONE BEAT WITH THE DAY-DREAMY GUITARS, THAT WOULD BE A SUCH HOT RECORD.

ANY ECCENTRIC BILLIONAIRES WANNA INVEST IN MY RECORD COMPANY? 

NEXT SINGLE: GET NOAH “40” SHEBIB & D.R.U.G.S TO REMAKE “SINCE U BEEN GONE” AS A 60 BPM MARVINS ROOM-ESQUE SLOW JAM WITH SWEEPS AND SHIT.

THE PPL WHO INVESTED IN RAP-GENIUS, EMAIL ME. I’M ABOUT TO CHANGE THE GAME HERE FFS.

P.Didion

Sunship - Try Me Out (Let Me Lick It) (1999) (320kbps)
Download: Mediafire 
Discogs

Shout out to generals like Daniel aka Damien Slash for keeping UK Garage alive via Youtube and white guilt. Shout outs to Ian McEwan, all day every day.

Allstars - Walk On By (1999) (320kbps)
Download: Mediafire
Discogs

We’re trying to get that Google Adsense paper here at Gurl U Trippin, so not only are we going to start posting high quality mp3’s of Steve Gurley joints, but we’re also going to start writing blog posts to accompany them. I’ll probably be unnecessarily referencing the late weed-carrier Proof and Jimmy Savile’s coat-carrier Jim The Pill in the vain hope some cunt googles “jimmy savile proof” and finds this blog. That’s how SEO works right?, ‘cause despite what it says on my CV I don’t have a fucking clue. Anyway, here’s a photo of Steve Gurley noncing about with some random teenagers. I can’t find any context for this photo so I’ll just leave it here and let you decide whether he’s a nonce or not.

P.S In the future I might drop the story about Todd Edwards attempting to lay pipe on a teenage friend of mine, but that’s only if people actually start reading this shit.

 

Brandy - Almost (Brasstooth Mix 1) (1999) (320kbps)
Download - Mediafire 
Discogs

If you don’t get into old school, you done missed it. See, I’m a ‘99 brother to the bottom of my heart. When music was music. We had songs back then, as soon as you hear ‘em, your ass just lit up. See, I’m a Twyce As Nyce man. We had songs back then, when you heard the very beginning, your ass damn near blew up. See, that’s what songs used to be about. You used to tell a woman how you felt about her. But the problem now is, you don’t ever tell your woman how you feel about her. But you want her ass to stay around with you and hang on to your sorry stinking ass.

Roy Orbison - Crying (1961)
Download: Zippyshare

Dis 1 goes out to all the tugz who aren’t afraid to shed thug tears into their orthopaedic pillows. Proper neck support is very hip-hop.

The Precisions - If This Is Love (I’d Rather Be Lonely) (1967)
Download: Mediafire

This one goes out to all the ravers.

Rowan Martin - Just A Little Taste (2012)
Download: iTunes

Buy this song. ITS A GOOD SONG AND HE’S A GOOD DUDE. SUPPORT GOOD DUDES.

Stacy Lattisaw - Jump Into My Life (1986)
Download: Zippyshare

Pouring some out for the days when starlets were allowed to be lil’ chubsters with baby phat in all the right places ;_;

The Whispers - Open Up Your Love (1977)
Download: Zippyshare

HOLD UP, I THINK “LOVE” MIGHT BE A EUPHEMISM FOR SOMETHING ELSE GUYS.

Freda Payne - The Road We Didn’t Take (1971)
Download: Mediafire

“In 1974, she (Freda Payne) made the cover of Jet after she was made a Dame of Malta by the Knights of Malta.[11]”

Who are Knights of Malta?
Their history goes back to 1187, when they were known as Knights of Hospitaller, who fought in Jerusalem, during the first war with the religion of Islam. In bullet points: They are the most powerful group known to man. If you think illuminati and Freemasons are the one ruling our world, then you better check your real history books again. Who are Knights of Malta? They are your CIA, your politicians, your lobbyist, your previous, present and future presidents. Medici family, which produced four pops for the Vatican church are not just powerful, but they are the family related to the Black Pope.”

I’m not saying Freda Payne is Illuminati but is Freda Payne is Illuminati.

Hip-Hop Film Pitches #2 

A social realist reboot of the Big Mommas House franchise. The real Big Momma is in danger of having her house foreclosed because her bank sold her a variable rate mortgage which gave her low interest rates for the first two years which suddenly became inflated because Big Momma was the victim of predatory lending. The only way to save her house is for Omarion and his dance crew to win a $100,000 regional dance competition. They don’t. Martin Lawrence’s character retires early from the police force due to rampant institutional racism.

Ken Loach directs.
Pauly Shore plays an unsympathetic bank worker. 

Hip-Hop Film Pitches #1

A new feature to the blog: it’s called hip-hop film pitches and it’s on the blog because I couldn’t sucker anyone into paying for it as it doesn’t fit into any of my current columns or side writing hustles:

Title:
Cube Squared 

Pitch:
The Ice Cube biopic, from chronicling his rise from Niggaz Wit Attitudes to Are We There Yet? GET THE TITLE NOW FOLKS???!!!!! GEDDIT? CUZ HE WENT FROM BEING ICE CUBE DA RAPPER TO A SQUARE. GEDDIT? Yeah you got it.

Starring:
Ice Cube as Ice Cube
Pauly Shore as Jerry Heller (I imagine most of the budget will go on Pauly Shore’s prosthetics).